Anonymous asked: “ Dibs. ”

Ladies and gentlemen, my loving girlfriend!

rebel-withoutacomb:

I thought I yanked out the only chest hair you had when I tugged on your shirt yesterday?
Don’t make me kill you.
 

Don’t make me stop having sex with you.

Happy first day of October! 

Happy first day of October! 

avengingmemories:

The Redhead Alliance - Patsy Walker, Jean Grey, and MJ!
~brought to you by: Teen Avengers RP

avengingmemories:

The Redhead Alliance - Patsy Walker, Jean Grey, and MJ!

~brought to you by: Teen Avengers RP

Bitches, beware!

telejeanpathic:

damsel—inadress replied to your post: Well it’s true. I never claimed to be nice, honey. Sif might deserve the best, but is that really Logan?

Seriously?! Somebody buy some Mod Podge so I can paint this tramp’s mouth shut!

Please do. [rubs temples] She’s driving me up the wall. I can’t deal.

She better find a nice, big rock to hide under, because I’m a tornado when I’m pissed! 

I’m so kidding.

tstark-attack:

Why, I see pretty ladies and fattening food. Is this a party I can join?

Sure thing, Richie Rich! Just make sure you bring an extra sleeping bag. *laughs*


PETER: What gives, babe? You getting a visit from Aunt Flo? 
MARY JANE: Just because I’m having a bad day doesn’t mean it’s a woman thing. 
Way to keep it classy, babe!

PETER: What gives, babe? You getting a visit from Aunt Flo? 

MARY JANE: Just because I’m having a bad day doesn’t mean it’s a woman thing. 

Way to keep it classy, babe!

I’m so kidding.

amora-enchants:

thenotsoinvisible-sue:

That’s why pizza beats all! (Plus, I’m so hot, I just melt popsicles.)