I thought I yanked out the only chest hair you had when I tugged on your shirt yesterday?Don’t make me kill you.
Don’t make me stop having sex with you.
Seriously?! Somebody buy some Mod Podge so I can paint this tramp’s mouth shut!
Please do. [rubs temples] She’s driving me up the wall. I can’t deal.
She better find a nice, big rock to hide under, because I’m a tornado when I’m pissed!