"Danger is my middle name. I have it monogramed on all of my towels."
Greetings and salutations, all! My name's Mary Jane Watson, but you can call me MJ. I'm sexy + 17, and love to party down! In the future, I hope to become a silver screen siren. In other words, get out your autograph books, ladies and gentlemen, because this gal's going places.
Oh, and did I mention I'm handy with vases, knives, baseball bats, and exposed wiring?